4 Jul 2011









3 Apr 2011

For Bill Speirs, Scotland and Palestine


2 Apr 2011

We Are The Palestinians 2011

We are the Palestinians
We were the PLO
The labeled us as terrorists
for fighting for our homes
We live in refugee camps
...Our life's a daily hell
We fight against oppression
they call it Israel

From '48 to present day
We waited for the west
To help us win our freedom back
to bring us some redress
But with that US veto
And Israelis's pulling stings
In Hebron Gaza and beyond
were still waiting in the wings

And as for our opponents
Their heads are in the sand
They quote to us their bible
Claiming its their promised land
They call us anti Semites
They play on people fears
They lecture on fascists
We've been fighting them for year

And now we look at Libya
And all those NATO planes
Claiming that their fighting for
The freedom of our weans
But we can see their plain hypocracy
as they fly overhead
On their way to conquer Libya
There laughing at our deal

We are the The Revolution
we ARE the PLO
We've been driven out the Lebanon
Few place left to go
but our struggle will continue until Palestine is free
What we want’s a fair solution
We don't need your sympathy

What we want is revolution
We've had years of sympathy

For Bill Speirs (Paisley, Scotland)

and for Mooney Peace ( Ramallah, Palestine )

Both Alive and Kicking



1 Apr 2011

APRIL FOOL! And still "The Best Wee Numpty in the World"

The Best Wee Numpty, 2011

My name is Jack, noo Lord McConnell
There wis nae problem, I couldnae haunal
I came fae Arran. lived on a farem
It wis the best we farem in the world

But I got to leave now, cause the Lords are calling
Though its slave rate wages, I find quite appalling
But I’ve ma parly pension, then there’s Bridget too
It's still the best wee country in the world

Yeh I love Scotland , Ma Bonnie Scotland
Where the comrades run things and wi all get on
That’s oor cosy famiies, even numpties get paid
Yeh ,its the best wee county in the world

And noo there’s Ian, ma Grey successor
I get real mad when they say he’s better
Better than me, and ma best pall Wendy
We were the BEST wee numpies in the world

But there’s still Andy, he’s mister handy
If you want thing fucked up Then he’s your man
If you live near Monklands, you might well remember
He was the numpty who near flushed you doon the pan

But he’s fae Scotland, Were aw fae Scotland
We know whit’s best for oor great wee land
Cause we’ve been told, by oor civil servants
With their own wee numpties who can always lend a hand

And the there’s Richard think his name is Richard
Don’t know whit he done, But he’s oor man
To cut doon crime, by jailing half o Scotland
That’s the half, who think that he’s a bam

But he’s frae Scotland the part of Scotland
Where the numpites, clearly understand
That the worse you are, means you're really brilliant
If you just say, yes, Jack, yes , it's your promised land

I go to go now, touch base wi Ed
When I head him speak, I thought that he wis dead
Whit they said wis “red” That he’d a big head
But we don’t need that sort oo thing in oor wee land 

And he’ no fae Scotland, oor Bonnie Scotland
Run by oor families, Granda, bairns and Mam
And we a get paid some, it;s just like in the masons
We run the best wee racket in the Land

Hey I’m no Nat, But I can see this far
That we’re moving forward, wi wee Eck in charge
Could of done thing better, But faced heavy weather
And they deserve to stay in Reekie land

Cause I’m frea Scotland, that’s BONNIE SCOTLAND!
Where we’re no aw numpties, or pals o Broom
And on 5th of May, when we get oor say
We should a unite , and drive these numpties oot a toun

To be continued……….video coming soon. Oh the joys of Laboutite imposed underemployment

(c) Alan Smart, 1st April, 2011


Lest we forget


31 Mar 2011

The Bill Speirs March


20 Mar 2011

I Am Back !

Hi After a break of just over a year my ayewecan blog is back - well not quite yet.

I'll start posting regularly once the election campaign starts for real. But I have been so inspired by the oratory of Annabel and the Gray man that I have broken cover early.

I promise fresh videos to match my two 2007 election contributions The Best We Numpty in the World and Labour Pie, both of which are still available and still  relevant. Indeed, aside from the King Numpty himself, near all the old numpties are trying to get back in high office again - presumably to make a total arse of it for a third time, get enhanced ministerial salaries - followed by generous payoffs for pie munching induced ministerial sackings. All this, plus enhanced pension increments to help prepare them for that impoverished lifestyle poor we Jacko will have to endure in the House of Lords.

Or was that the High Commissioner to Malawi job? Oops GB lost in London, so that deal fell through - lucky Malawi. The last thing that poor country needs is the export of our failed numpties. Maybe though Wendy might want to have a go - she can take her weans -indeed her entire family - with her, with our blessings. The Malawis will suss her in about a month. They no longer indulge quasi-intellectual Presbyterians missionaries - the historical root cause of that nation's principal difficulties: Jacko was always more superficially palitable - he'd have come bearing gifts of Rangers and Celtic strips as part of his ongoing campaign on "Scotland's Shame"  - himself

So, I hope you can see there will be plenty to write and sing about.

In the meantime check oot my wee video below which encapsulates what was and will continue to be the spirit of this blog. And if you want more than that - some thoughtful and entertaining  non-partisan articles, in the meantime id recommend Bella Caledonia.

Finally,  you might have noticed my Obama themed banner has gone, replaced by one of the true revolutionaries of our epoch. - The fab five  ( the fifth being  the Scottish Beatle, Edinburgh born- Include Stuart Sutcliffe from the early Hamburg days). What's more, I did not fancy having pictures of NATO freedom hunting warplanes on ma site. Would spoil the tone, and might get my blog confused with that of the Israeli Government's Department of Information .

Until later


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